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Usc Demotivational Poster


MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




MAN -




AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.


TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.71/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous


WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: tattoo auschwitz pow
Rating: 5/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:25 pm
Krissie, thank you for sharing that.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
Whoopd Dman!!
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:03 am
The wickedest tattoo you could get today! (Especially if it spells "SHELL OIL" upside down!!)
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:38 pm
The only kind of tat I have any respect for.
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:09 pm
My stepgrandfather had one...my grandmother had told me about the concentration camps when i was quite young, where he was...I may not have been MAYBE 8, perhaps 9...but I understood well enough what evil he'd seen and been through...so I NEVER asked.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:59 pm
the Nazis used numbers. we may soon have barcodes put on our kids at birth. far fetched?... maybe....maybe NOT.
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:49 pm
touching!


CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


TANNING GEL -


TAGS: wtf tan muscle bodybuilder
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - August 31, 2012, 12:17 am
WTF is up with that face? Does he have something shoved up his a$$?
alienmazic - December 20, 2009, 1:41 am
Hes not human...
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 8:53 am
And the guy on the right ain't no prize either!
TigerKid - April 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
it scares me o_o;;
gammel - April 12, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bet he scares the shit out of children with this grin oO


BIKINI MAN -


TAGS: male bikini muscle
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

culos - March 20, 2011, 10:58 am
Body Builder sounds might male to me, Body Builder poses shows pictures of men, not my thing. What's your point? And people that want to slap other people are called 'faggots' by the way.
Hawamleh - March 20, 2011, 10:11 am
I wouldn't touch that with a stick, and I've touched goats.. and can I interest you in buttease, the one and only solution for butthurt.
Julie - March 20, 2011, 9:20 am
It's called.... a body builder pose. They all do that pose... Google image "body builder poses" I just think it's friggin stupid and sexist to think she's a dude cause she's masculine. Also people that call other people "faggots" need need a slap.
Julie - March 20, 2011, 9:12 am
I did indeed look at the date of the previous comments. I decided they were not that important as my comment would A) Send them an email notifying them of a reply even 2 years later... or B) It would get the attention of someone else.. which it did.
rerun - March 20, 2011, 8:21 am

That is Bob, from accounting. Now we know what he does on his weekends.
culos - March 20, 2011, 7:11 am
Next time look at the date of the previous comments OK? Anyhow, why do you think the nearest leg is placed so strategically, surely only to hide it's schlong!
Julie - March 20, 2011, 5:33 am
Are you two joking around or are you both retarded? That "faggot" is obviously a female body builder. Look at her fuckin' face! *shakes head* You're probably a faggot for wanting to badly to believe she was a man.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:59 am
looks like a faggot.
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Damn that is unattractive


"NNNNGHMMMMMFPHHH...." - Quick.., look, see if I squeeze really hard like this I can push out a 32a cup...!!




LOLZ -


TAGS: muscle cars perspective young old
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nitroid13 - June 27, 2011, 5:43 am
this is such porn!!! OMG this is so sexy and it should be NSFW
Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:16 am
Damn it, ouch the truth hurts...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 12:35 pm
Truth.. 5L


THERE WAS A TIME -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.96/5

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HULK SMASH - Hulk angry! Hulk over hand SMASH!




WHAT WOMEN WANT -


TAGS: women muscles
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

NickDahlmier - January 21, 2017, 11:00 pm
Beef--No-wait!--Meat... Uh, never-mind....


BUFF -




MR. UNIVERSE -


TAGS: bodybuilder bodybuilding muscle
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

steve1961 - November 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Walnuts? Try filberts...
MissPriss - November 29, 2012, 4:44 pm
"Filled" condom, ok not with walnuts, buffed body, both look good to a woman... bahaha. Thanks for the afternoon lol.
GaryO - November 29, 2012, 3:50 pm
Good stuff...I LOL'd


SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Because Italy wasn't corrupted enough


TAGS: silvio berlusconi italy corruption
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:37 pm
...and due to his Bain Capital deals that nearly bankrupt the country, Romney isn't welcome in Italy. That's right, he's too corrupt for Italy!!


YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.


TAGS: mom body builder muscle body dad rape
Rating: 2.35/5


SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands


TAGS: silvio berlusconi politic italy prime minister bush
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:34 am
He keeps on being re-elected. Must be doing something right.
Jmac0585 - July 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hook 'em, Euros!
VinceVicious - April 22, 2009, 12:58 am
Zephir - I'd say so!
pro - August 14, 2008, 10:46 am
One in the pink and one in the stink?


AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS -




HYPERTROPHY - Beware, too much exercise can make your dog an ugly Incredible Hulk of Hounds




POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris


TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Mous4u

5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Grapes 1L


THE BEACH BOYS - It's been over 50 years already...can we start calling them men now?!


TAGS: musci
Rating: 4.42/5

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VAMPIRES -




WHADDYA MEAN... - ...steroids shrink yer nuts?!?




MUSCLES - Even his balls have muscles


TAGS: muscles steroids balls
Rating: 2.38/5

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Silvermist - March 23, 2009, 12:15 am
Powerthirst, argh!
nick - October 9, 2008, 5:27 am
He must have a hard time on the toilet.
kristin - September 17, 2008, 2:19 pm
This is the grossest thing I have EVER seen!!


MASTURBATION - It's a hell of a work out


TAGS: masturbation muscles work out
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:37 pm
ever see a pic and wonder what the F--- is wrong with people?


FOUL'S COLLEGE - NOT FOR FOOLS -




USCG AIRWAYS - Thanks for flying!!


TAGS: uscg
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MO

Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:02 am
lol amsome...that's all I got. Anyway, if I were to join any branch, it would probably be the Coast Guard; the army seems too brutal.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
Free Trans-Atlantic flights Bart!
MO - July 11, 2009, 7:46 pm
Thanks Hark!!
Haarakkon - July 11, 2009, 7:42 pm
Beautiful. 5L.


ANATOMY OF A FEEL -




EASY - ROIDER


TAGS: musclebound
Rating: 2.5/5

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David A - February 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Nice muscles, sorry to hear about your balls.


BICEPS - No these are not from steroids but hard-core basturbation, so start wanking


TAGS: muscle biceps masturbation
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:56 am
I am going to tell you right now. Take every bit of advice you can get now. It can only benefit you.
SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 2:11 am
Don't comment if you're gonna be rude
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:24 am
You need help. 1L


HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT -


TAGS: june calendar muscle cars
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - June 25, 2011, 9:35 am
LOL...5 giddy ups!


FLEX -




SHAKE IT -




TO EVERYTHING -


TAGS: auschwitz byrds
Rating: 4.58/5

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GySgt1811 - February 25, 2011, 12:01 am
But 5 NRSV's anyway. I like.
GySgt1811 - February 25, 2011, 12:00 am
Err...try Ecclesiastes 3:1-8. (Sorry about that.)


FEMININITY - This ain't it!


TAGS: femininity bodybuilding muscles
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by vilnius

pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:45 am
I'd rather be fat, flabby and unfit than look like that. Oh, I am... Awesome.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:04 pm
If you are say "down there" and they sneeze...pop, there goes your head right onto the floor...I mean I'm just say'n.
steve1961 - July 23, 2012, 1:31 am
My heart and mind say that every body is a thing of beauty-however my man parts have just cried out in terror...


MR M -




THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM BRUSSELS - Who was proud of her vaginal muscles. She could easily plex them and so interflex them As to whistle love songs through her bustles.


TAGS: love muscle
Rating: 3.61/5

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SirOdd87 - March 20, 2011, 9:35 pm
I've got to say, this is not the most flattering picture of Justin Beiber I've ever seen.


BEER -


TAGS: japan beer muscles
Rating: 3.4/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:08 pm
It's not the beer that makes the man, it's the beer that makes the hangover that makes the man.


Reality -




PHOTOSHOP - some ppl got lotsa time in their hands


TAGS: steroids photoshop woman muscular muscle celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:04 am
If that's not photoshopped I would hit her so hard... So hard... Kakow, sore vagina. Also *time on their hands. Sad boosh.
Alexiel - November 9, 2008, 4:43 am
then there is no god, paradox O.o
God - September 4, 2008, 12:29 am
It's not photoshoped, dickhead.


WORLD'S STRONGEST KID - When kids start masturbating too early


TAGS: muscle strong kids
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 11:31 pm
I think I'm going to trade my van in for a welcome tank...
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:24 am
lol Way to role out the welcome wagon, or is that the van?
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:16 am
i have not yet begun to be rude. show some respect noob, ICE is your better in every way. And IMHO, your posters are weak, with overused pics and/or poor captions at best.
SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 2:12 am
Don't be a douchebag and leave rude comments
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Go fap on some other site. 1L


PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.




Iron Woman Competition 2013 -


TAGS: iron woman competition muscles iron board
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 24, 2013, 7:35 pm
Well, some have been even known to care, for another 3 dollars. But, yeah, animation is a plus.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:37 am
Mr. Gary...as long as she can move around on her own, she's pretty much on your "to do" list
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:28 am
Huh, well I like a ‘muscly’ woman…..a lot…..’buxom’ is also a word I’m fond of…..‘shower cap’ has a nice ring to it too…I may very well need to sniff a hind end soon.


NEVER DATE A COWORKER -


TAGS: muscleman humor dating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 3:20 am
He's probably gay XD
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 11:04 am

I really tried not to make this...but...I...just...could...not...stop...myself...
MissPriss - June 5, 2013, 2:23 am
Where he's working? Hum manna hum manna and a very grateful 5L!


Name Please -


TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"


THEY WALK AMONG US -




Moving -




Within 70 Years -




TOBUSCUS - He will make you fail, but make it cute. In this way he will win, and it will be epic.


TAGS: tobuscus cute win fail
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spanky7794

spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:37 am
5L first I'm a big fan of tobuscus and the way you incorperated his cute, win, fail show was cool 5o yeah
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 9:30 am
Roll the next Motifake, Spanky7794!


BOUNTY-GATE - Here's your "ASTERISK" on that "SUPER-BOWL" win boyz! Good Job boys, you've earned it.




RIPPED - He's taking that term a little too literally




JUSTICE -




Don't lose -


TAGS: magnet dusc
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 27, 2016, 3:50 am
Very Funny, UP yours


PICKY WOMEN -




Muscles -




FITNESS -


TAGS: workout exercise muscular men poster
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - January 24, 2016, 6:51 pm
TNX, IgV!!!! Always enjoy some nice eye candy!! Oh. I liked the poster too!!! 5 L!!!!
lgvernon - January 24, 2016, 5:43 pm

Benjamin Franklin said it best. " In the dark all cats are grey."
Greeny - January 24, 2016, 5:04 pm
what - we're all like that... underneath


Oh -


TAGS: anatomical structure involuntary muscles
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:32 pm
Same thing happens when you say, 'blow job', but when you say' s e x, you smile!!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 8:15 am
Yeah. Me too, think I dated her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2014, 2:24 am
Greeny Gold. 5L
Reality Lord - November 29, 2014, 9:25 pm

LOL
GaryO - November 29, 2014, 9:03 pm
fixated...can't say why
Sho - November 29, 2014, 9:03 pm
lmfao 5/f
spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:40 pm
LMAO!
lgvernon - November 29, 2014, 7:13 pm

This is horrible on so many levels, I just...had to approve it! 5L


STAND BACK, I'M A NURSE! - Yeah, your grandpaw's definitely dead!




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